So you’re thinking about going to next year’s Comic Con in
Well, if it is then go fuck yourself and get the fuck gone. Go. Seriously, I’m not writing this for you…I’m serious, you need to leave, you people are ridiculous. It took every ounce of will power not beat the shit out of you with your own lightsaber at the 2009 show. Go…before I make you talk to a girl.
This guide is for those of you for whom it may be necessary to go. Those people looking to break into the industry who need to make contacts with editors, solicit critiques, etc. It’s also for the socially adventurous of you, the ones that like to see crazy shit, get some good stories to tell and who enjoy new experiences. You, the one’s this is for, you are the kind of people who have common sense, who have basic social skills and bathe regularly. Normal people, at least normal relative to what you’ll be around…which might not make sense right now, but if you go you’ll understand.
Over the next little while, I’ll be dispensing the pearls of wisdom I picked up at the 2009 Comic Con. This was my first time attending, so I am by no means a veteran, I was however one of the VERY few calm, objective, and socially considerate individuals in attendance which puts me in a position to at least discuss what I saw and did.